retrograde

We are entering Mercury retrograde. Don't sign any contracts and prepare for people to act even more unreasonable than usual. You probably think this is a cat.

This is infact a homunculus kitten and completely immune to all forms of consent constraints cornrows everything is sus bro

FUCK YOU ALL I CAN POST

 Bitch I can post on this mother fucking blog if I feel like it BITCH. 

Warcraft II (warcraft 2, war2) DOS non battle.net

Warcraft II (warcraft 2, war2) Dos edition with expansion disc. Non battle.net, comes with dosbox, compressed as .7z (needs 7zip to extract). Enjoy

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Cameron Diaz... SMMOOOKKKIIINNN?

Ahhhh.. The Mask. Classic 90s movie. You know what's not classic anymore? Cameron Diaz's looks. I'm sorry ladies and gents, she is not smokin' hot anymore. She hasn't been for a decade now. She's about as overrated in the hotty department as Danica Patrick.. Remember guys there's sports hot and then theres hot. Danica is a story for a diff day..

I watched The Green Hornet earlier & talk about bad casting. Diaz is supposed to be the "eye candy"? This is a bad joke, right? Unlike wine, she has not aged well. Could the producers not find an actress in her 20s?!? There's prob a 10-15 year age difference between her and Seth Rogen/guy playing Kato.

What, was Drew Barrymore too busy shooting another Cover Girl commercial or reaaaallllly bad rom-com? Don't get me wrong, I'm not an "age-ist".. Age ain't nothing but a number. If you're not hot, you better at least be a good actress..... which Cameron Diaz is not, anymore. That train departed a long time ago..

That's what she said..

Remember when The Office (US) used to actually be good and not like every other sitcom on TV? I miss those days.. The days of pre Jim and Pam hooking up..now it's like Friends but with a mocumentary style of shooting.

Steve Carrell should have left the show years ago. Hopefully the show will cease to exist after his departure. Hell, the original Office (UK) only lasted 2 seasons + a special.

Which. BTW, the UK version is loads better than the US. Any fan of Ricky Gervais will tell you that.. Here we are today and The Office (US) is on its' what, 7th season? It's way past due for Greg Daniels(Simpsons) to pull the plug on this creation.

Hey NBC, when you're not busy screwing over Conan, could ya come up with another good show/sitcom? 30 Rock = Overrated. Perfect Couples??? I felt like taking a perfect crap after watching the pilot episode.

Your best show on the network isn't even original. Parks & Recreations, a spin off of The Office, is the best thing you have on your plate right now. Community is a good appetizer tho..

Ghost (Dad) Towns.. 80s sweater not included.

I was on Yahoo!'s main site and came across this story...

http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/112463/american-ghost-towns-21st-century-247wallst

Yep, the economy sure is getting better huh? Don't believe everything the news tells you.. propaganda, propaganda, propaganda...hey lets pluck cities from the US that are doing well and just focus on them with tunnel vision instead of looking at the big picture. Which is, this country is far far far from getting back to where we used to be and need to be. Check this story out too...

http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/cities-where-things-are-getting-worse.html;_ylt=AoEW0Mx6Rvok8NZ4zNCRifVO0tIF;_ylu=X3oDMTE3Y3JrbDA5BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNhcnRpY2xlRmluYWwEc2xrA2NpdGllc3doZXJlZQ--

What I'm afraid of is that the only way we are getting out of this "depression" is via a World War.. a la WW2. That's how this country got out of that depression. Lets hope it doesn't come to that..

Wow, I bet you guys didn't think I could get all serious on yo ass..

2 year old gets its' drink on!

I wish my parents would have taken me to this Applebees when I was 2. Speaking of Applebees, have you ever been in there and it looks like it does in their commercials? "Swish!"... I think not.

http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2011/04/09/applebees-allegedly-gives-toddler-alcoholic-beverage-in-kids-cup/

Off topic, if I go to a Buffalo Wild Wings & they don't "fix" a game or have a weather guy fake it so I don't have to go back to work.... I want a full refund.

You want Spygate with that wine?

Tom Brady was crying during an interview about falling to the 6th round in NFL Draft. How phony.. gee, I wonder if his publicist or agent said "Hey, you should cry at some point to maybe win some fans over.." Didn't work on me.

Tommy boy, like you are the first person to fall in the draft. Kurt Warner didn't even get drafted. I don't see him shooting stuff for ESPN, crying over spilled milk.. If you're gonna cry Tom, save it for the day when NFL reopens spy gate and takes away the Patriots 3 super bowls.

I could probably be apart of a dynasty too if I had other team's practices and the other team's first 15 play run through on film to watch over...

Oh wrestling, why do I still watch you?

Much like the rap game, wrestling is so watered down these days. WWE  is TV-PG now.. they've went back to the 80's getting all the kids involved. As fans do to heels, BOOOOOOOOO! Damn do I miss "the golden era" which was 1996-2001 IMO.. nWo in WCW, the "attitude era" in WWF.. the Monday night wars Extreme Championship Wrestling.. all that!

Ah man lets plan The Rock vs John Cena a year in advance cuz that's such a great idea. Good one WWE writing staff.. gimmie a break! What the hell were y'all thinking? Oh yeah, guessing The Rock will have another bad movie to promote by then...

TNA, y'all ain't doing much better these days. Trying to copy everything WWE does..  I can remember when most of your show was actually wrestling. Good wrestling too.. now seems like half of your show is interviews and lame storyline development. "The Network" gimmick is so 2004.. the Jarrett/Karen Angle wedding is so 1994. Get a clue.

But for some reason, I still watch WWE & TNA. Albeit via DVR so I can fast forward through the boring parts which here lately is most of the show. I guess I'm just holding out hope that one day both products will get better.

Everything goes through cycles.. hopefully will be the same in this case.

What have you Herd today?

God, I don't ask much of you.. but please, pretty please do something to prevent a Colin Cowherd sitcom from airing on network TV.. Jason Alexander as Tony Kornheiser even thinks that show is a bad idea..

Tyler Perry's Jumping The Broom..

E ME! My bad.. I didn't see Madea in the preview.. and by the way Mr. Perry, we are not living in a mad mad madea world.. come up with an original idea already. Martin Lawrence just called, he wants his gimmick back..

Pretty eyes??

No "witty" comments needed for this.. enjoy while you literally LOL..

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